OKAY SO....GUYS.
My grandparents were here at my house today and got here before I was home from work, so they parked in my spot on the driveway. I parked my car in the grass and went out a few minutes ago to put it back where it belongs. It's totally dark outside, and when I was coming back into the house I found something that was very bad.
The spider's abdomen is almost as thick around as my pinky finger, and it is about 3/4" in HEIGHT, at least 2" in length if you include the legspan. After taking a Snapchat picture, I realized that I wasn't brave enough to reach down and pick up the ruler.
