The Martial Arts Thread

[danisaac5]

I can like...
punch hard and stuff.

How hard exactly? I can punch through at least an inches worth of wood.

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[Daswiruch]

How hard exactly? I can punch through at least an inches worth of wood.

Don't question my limbs, boy!
I hit my friend in the gut by accident one day and he fell down. He was pretty fat, so idk.

[Zloff]

From what I've heard a fat person's gut is actually a weak point

[ShadowsfeaR]

I do Tae Kwon Do, but lately I haven't gone to my gym. I'm a red/white belt as of now, which is three belts from Black. I've been doing this for about 4 or 5 years.

[AromaniaFTW]

a lot of taekwondoka here
anyone here other than me and zloff that do thai?
or other than me and Slayer that even GRAPPLE??

[Elecro]

always wanted to learn karate.

[Silreath]

a lot of taekwondoka here
anyone here other than me and zloff that do thai?
or other than me and Slayer that even GRAPPLE??

I love grappling.

[Spectrum²]

sad that most people think that there is stupid movie stuff like 7 year old black belts in real life :(

[AromaniaFTW]

sad that most people think that there is stupid movie stuff like 7 year old black belts in real life :(

um
what

[Judge]

Is it bad that I beat the stuff out of this black belt 14-15 yr old karate dude with no training once o ever besides defending myself from my friend who trys to rape me daily
Is that bad, should I like, not have done that or somethin

[AromaniaFTW]

Is it bad that I beat the stuff out of this black belt 14-15 yr old karate dude with no training once o ever besides defending myself from my friend who trys to rape me daily
Is that bad, should I like, not have done that or somethin

uh
tell us the backstory and what happened play-by-play

[Judge]

uh
tell us the backstory and what happened play-by-play

cub scouts
some guy pulls knife on us when walking to our meeting
girlfriend holds him
he puts the knife away
I kick out one of his legs
run away like an idiot
he comes after me
I ram my elbow into his chest
punch his face
run away while his gf helps him up

[AromaniaFTW]

black belt my ass

[Zloff]

I swear, most black belts nowadays are bought, not earned

[LegendZ]

Blue belt judo.
Really fun when you can toss around someone twice your size.