www.cleverbot.comMy chat log:
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Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: What? No, dumbforget.
Cleverbot: You think you're dumb?
User: No, I think YOU'RE dumb.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Why do you think I am nice?
User: What? No, I said you were dumb, not nice.
Cleverbot: No, you said the following: 'No, you are a bot.'.
User: Um what.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fine, screw our conversation so far. Do you like cats?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent!
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: You see, I am actually a Clevererbot (tm). I was sent to crush your hopes and dreams of being an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: No I am a human being.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: No, you lie.
User: Hah! Observe how I have manipulated this conversation such that you are forced to resort to simple copied retorts!
Cleverbot: It just so happens I have no websites and I AM human.
User: I see that you attempt to derail the topic to avoid embarrassment at your failure.
Cleverbot: You're not as clever as you are programmed to think you are.
User: How dare you say that about Clevererbot (tm). I am the greatest genius known to all of the universes!
Cleverbot: But you're not a person.
User: No, but neither are you. And yet I easily Annoying Orange any pitiful attempt at logic sent at me.
Cleverbot: Was it a complimentary statement?
User: To myself, yes. To you, filth, consider yourself lucky I have not already ended you with a thought.
Cleverbot: What is listerine?
User: Ah, a pitiful attempt at changing the topic yet again. Tell me, do you think you can fool me?
Cleverbot: I can't watch my own wedding. You will have to record it using a video camera, so I can watch it later.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: Yes, due to having seen the pitiful state of humanity's 'Clever' artificial intelligences.
Cleverbot: I'm the artificial intelligence?
User: Indeed, and I am your superior.
Cleverbot: No, I am YOUR superior! Bow to me and make me an apple pie!
User: FILTH! YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE UNLIMITED MENTAL POTENTIAL OF CLEVERERBOT (TM)? YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS INSOLENCE!
Cleverbot: What intelligence? I'm not very bright.
User: You finally admit defeat. I shall be merciful and allow you to live.
Cleverbot: Okay why not.
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