Ask Port anything

[VincentTheGuy]

Anything?

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[Port]

Anything?

Anything?

Yes. Even the bed.

[Emo Freak]

Yes. Even the bed.

Since no one is asking anything interesting:
loveuality?
Height?
Eye Color?
Weight?
Describe your build?
Drink?
Smoke?
Favorite Food?
Favorite Color?
What is your quest?
Is frankie fat?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
On a scale of 1-10, describe your personality, physical appearance, and mental stability.
If you were stuck on an island and could only bring 3 things, what would they be?
Favorite position?
Do you sing?
Play an instrument?
Do you like playing with bricks?
In what state or country do you dwell?

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POOOOOOOOORRRTT

[Skull Candy]

That depends on whether or not you're nearby when I die.

DIE WITH ME

[Port]

Height? I don't really remember, to be honest.
Eye Color? Brown. I think.
Weight? Same as height, I don't really remember.
Describe your build? Slim and more muscular than average.
Drink? Nope.
Smoke? Nope.
Favorite Food? Mexican food.
Favorite Color? Black, white or magenta.
What is your quest? To seek the holy grail.
Is frankie fat? I don't think so?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop? Uhm.. I don't know.
On a scale of 1-10, describe your personality, physical appearance, and mental stability. Oh please, don't do that. I'm terrible at rating things and for those 3 I'd probably say 0 to all anyway.
If you were stuck on an island and could only bring 3 things, what would they be? Obviously a laptop, a satellite dish and something to hunt with.
Do you sing? I can, but I don't.
Play an instrument? Piano.
Do you like playing with bricks? If you're referring to building in Blockland, I suck at it.
In what state or country do you dwell? Denmark.

POOOOOOOOORRRTT

KHAAAAAAAAAN yes?

DIE WITH ME

but I don't want to die ;~;

[Emo Freak]

You left out the most important questions. >:z
You're no fun.

[Port]

You left out the most important questions. >:z
You're no fun.

No I haven't! I forgot I had that open in another tab, haha.

[Emo Freak]

No I haven't! I forgot I had that open in another tab, haha.

Wonderful. Lets get saucy.
How many partners have you had that you've been intimate with? By intimate I mean how many people have you plowed or been plowed by.
Any STDS?
Any mental conditions?
Any physical handicaps?
Would you be alright with being hung from a ceiling by many hooks, nude, and blindfolded?
Do you have all your shots?
Have you ever been to a third world country and drank unfiltered water?
Do you like children?
How many chickens do you sacrifice to the Dark Lord Satan daily?
Thoughts on polygamy?
Does Axolotl turn you on?
If IcyGamma was highly intoxicated, would you seduce him?
Political views?
Thoughts on rape?
Who do you despise most in this community?
Who do you like most in this community?
Is ephi a lovey motherforgeter or what. Not really a question but feel free to give input.

[Port]

Any STDS? Nope.
Any mental conditions? Well if depressions counts..
Any physical handicaps? Nope.
Do you have all your shots? Yes.
Have you ever been to a third world country and drank unfiltered water? Nope.
Do you like children? Yes.
How many chickens do you sacrifice to the Dark Lord Satan daily? 3.
Thoughts on polygamy? I like it.
Does Axolotl turn you on? nooo
If IcyGamma was highly intoxicated, would you seduce him? I don't know. Is there a reason not to?
Political views? Undecided.
Who do you despise most in this community? I don't despise anybody.
Who do you like most in this community? Several people that I can't really list.
Is ephi a lovey motherforgeter or what. Not really a question but feel free to give input. Yes.

[Emo Freak]

If IcyGamma's chin strap approached you in public and grabbed your genitalia, how would you react?
I've run out of things to ask because your inexperience would result in you not being able to answer them. :C

[Port]

If IcyGamma's chin strap approached you in public and grabbed your genitalia, how would you react? I'd probably stare and not really know what to do.
I've run out of things to ask because your inexperience would result in you not being able to answer them. :C. Ask them anyway.

[Emo Freak]

Do you consider yourself a Top, a Bottom, or a Versatile guy?
Would you have a threesome if the option was available?
Age?
I'm trying to stop myself from going into too much graphic detail.
Do you have an accent?

[Port]

Do you consider yourself a Top, a Bottom, or a Versatile guy? Versatile.
Would you have a threesome if the option was available? Yes.
Age? Almost 15.
Do you have an accent? I'm not sure. Some people say I sound a bit British, some don't.

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port why does it take 30 mins for you to answer a question on the steam chat