Author Topic: How do you eat your gummy bears?  (Read 3701 times)


>not eating gummy worms

I take 1 of a certain color and 1 of another color, then I slice them both in half and fuse the two different halves of the bears into two completely different multicolored bears like a mad scientist of candyland or some stuff.


Then I toss em in my mouth.

I take 1 of a certain color and 1 of another color, then I slice them both in half and fuse the two different halves of the bears into two completely different multicolored bears like a mad scientist of candyland or some stuff.


Then I toss em in my mouth.
I actually saw someone do this at school and i was like wtf are you doing

Swallow them whole
>not eating gummy worms

I also swallow those whole
« Last Edit: June 21, 2013, 09:01:18 PM by Mr Man »

I make little houses out of various gummy snacks and make a little village. I start developing families with interests and hobbies. Everyone gets a back story.

And then I, Gumlacticus, Eater of Gummyplanets, descend from the heavens and devour them all

I load em on the bus.
And start dancing.
and they die.

Visual Gif:

i use precision stainless steel sterilized tools and cutlery in order to remove individual pieces of their bodies, i.e. heads, arms, legs, etc., and then using spit i attach parts back together.

sometimes i segregate them as well.  here are the results of the previous batch.


Show us an image of what you do to them.

I chew them, swallow, and then breath.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2013, 09:38:30 PM by Fastlex »

I chew them, swallow, and then breath.
Breath what exactly?
POISON?


i mutilate the forgeters

i use precision stainless steel sterilized tools and cutlery in order to remove individual pieces of their bodies, i.e. heads, arms, legs, etc., and then using spit i attach parts back together.

sometimes i segregate them as well.  here are the results of the previous batch.


There are supposed to be 6 flavors.

I pretend that they're alive and torture them.