how do i make my self deaf

[Dre5567]

no time to explain just tell me how
also tell me how to make myself blind

[Ad Bot]

[[Na Pulse]]

Stab your ears with a long nail.

[Tetris]

repeatedly and rapidly clap your hands on your ears as hard as you can

for around 3 minutes

[Torin0101]

Listen to Lil' Wayne

[Trymos]

one way is to get out of your moms womb and be deaf from birth.

another way is to get in to your moms womb and go back out and be deaf from second birth.

[Torin0101]

one way is to get out of your moms womb and be deaf from birth.

another way is to get in to your moms womb and go back out and be deaf from second birth.

Second life

[hodototman]

go to a megadeth concert

[Niff]

Death Metal at max volume

[Epicduke]

Air raid siren next to your ear.

[Torin0101]

Death Metal at max volume

Trust me, My room is right next to my brothers

[Trymos]

Air raid siren next to your ear.

sorry sir, ears are so powerful that even air raid sirens cant make you deaf.

forget logic the human body does whatever it wants.

[Ragequit]

 any cheesy horror movie with headphones on full blast

[Night Fox]

fire a handgun right next to your ear several times

[Skull Candy]

Have heavy metal music playing, full volume.

3 or 4 songs in 3 or 4 tabs.

[Renekar]

urinate inside your ear, the radiation in the urine will mix with the wax, creating an explosion that measures a 6.3 on the richter scale