Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)

[Tayasaurus]

Nope, You need both a male and female apart for that.

But that's what it has. Thus why it's a hybrid. ;-;

[Ad Bot]

[weaver123]

Can I be the pet?

[masterockets]

But that's what it has. Thus why it's a hybrid. ;-;

If humans could self mate then they would all be hybrids

[BubbaGum]

what  makes  a pet human different from a slave

[Tayasaurus]

what  makes  a pet human different from a slave

They're animals, I wouldn't consider pet ownership slavery. ;-;

I mean, their survival rate would be higher under a owner than out in the wild :o

[nienhaus1]

But that's what it has. Thus why it's a hybrid. ;-;

But they can't it's just how it is, If you want a baby human you need a male and female.

[Tayasaurus]

But they can't it's just how it is, If you want a baby human you need a male and female.

Aw.

I only have enough to purchase one. I'm torn between male and female. :U

[masterockets]

What kind of things do you want to do with them, like playing and taking care of them

[Shyguy :D]

Aw.

I only have enough to purchase one. I'm torn between male and female. :U

get a female so u can touch it

[nienhaus1]

Aw.

I only have enough to purchase one. I'm torn between male and female. :U

You could get a impregnated female.

[Tayasaurus]

What kind of things do you want to do with them, like playing and taking care of them

well the saying goes a domesticated human is a Blorgs best friend! just usual pet things. Grooming petting, feeding and maybe letting one sit on my lap while on the hover sofa.

[Mr Man]

No, but I'll swallow you whole. Then again, Im not a human, I just disguise as one to evade capture.

[kanew2000]

Consider using a fresh diet of nutriment fluid mix, sold at local hydroponic technician's workshop.
A small vipertank filled halfway with dirt and water in a vertical alignment as well as with extremely small stones (seeing as how hard they are to manufacture and expensive they are consider placing a pebble in the tank for the human to chip away at to save credits) and small exotic trees from human homeworlds (unsure of pricing; look up on universinet) and consider buying a male. The male may attempt to break the encasement, but unless it is a cheap tank it will hold with no cracks. If you have followed the instructions, the human will

• 1. Attempt to construct weaponry
• 2. Attempt to construct shelter
• 3. Attempt to dig into pebble for shelter

If human constructs weaponry, consider confiscating, or purchasing another human, preferably of same love to avoid temptations. Try to match personalities to avoid hostilites, or you may just lose a pet.

If human fails to construct shelter, consider dripping water nearby them as discouragment.

For more information, go to my website for human caretaking at genushomopets.glob

[Morpheus]

Get a hermaphrodite and have best of both worlds!

[Ceist]

humans intellectual ability is extremely underestimated. they revolted in a nearby city on my planet. they destroyed all federal buildings and managed to hold off the military for weeks before succumbing to food deprivation.

i recommend you keep your human at a reasonable distance when it's near another.