Happy day that your mother stuff you out of her stanky vagina and you came into this world covered in gross stuff crying because you had absolutely no idea what the forget was going on and the doctors were like "holy stuff it's a boy name him!" and they named you "KelBlock" and you grew a long life of hard work and minimum restraints to do child play because by the time you were 1 you grew a massive beard and decided to be a lumberjack so you and John Bunion set out to convert all the trees to christianity by doing to idolic wololololol from age of empires.
Happy birthday!