I lost the picture, but a friend on Facebook posted something along these lines:
i hate it when i wearin a new shirt and brothers rub them hot cheestos fingers on it, like brother dont do that
Edit: found some new gems
Well everybody who smokes weed will get cought one day .... my day just happens to be today FML
Kids now a day be throwing up the westside sign when they only in 3rd grade....*.*
Every little Ceeizer I go to I swear I always see one of my brothers working there..... But they no give me the hook up-.-?
Me:two boxes of pipper rowny??
My brother: that'll be $11.5o.
In my head: forget this brother-.-
I'm too lazy to actually take screenshots, crop, and censor names. All by the same guy.