Author Topic: Bitch sister  (Read 5185 times)

For 500 bucks I can make sure no one ever hears from her again
Sigging this.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 03:11:18 PM by Mariofan1701 »

Why the forget do you let your sister take your computer? Are you loving handicapped?


Stick it in her pooper.
Why has only one person suggested something loveual? She's your sister man don't pass on an opportunity like this!

You really should at least film yourself finger banging her and put it online.

Burn your house down, only way to be sure.

Someone make a vibrating GIF out of that

stuffty but will do

Smash her laptop with a hammer.

If you think you can't get the files back, you sure as hell can get the machine back. Just go into her office and take that motherforgeter back into your space. You don't need to make a scene, or get revenge, or notify your parents (you really don't need to notify your parents). Just take it back. If she takes it again, take it back again. This back and forth exchange can only go on for so long, eventually she will confront you and then she'll have to answer for what she did in the first place.

Further advice, be EXTRA VIGILANT the day she goes back to college. If you're not home when she's leaving she might try to take it with her, in which case there's nothing you can do. Make sure she isn't able to try that. Protect what's yours and you'll be fine, it's not like she's going to hit you or anything. If she tries to physically snatch it off of you, she'll lose support from your parents in a heartbeat. That being said, don't provoke her either. If she never tires anything physical but you get your computer back, you got the best case scenario.

And again, you really don't need to notify your parents. They might be deliberately looking the other way in some vague attempt to teach you to stand up for yourself, so don't even ask them for help because they'll do jack.

Oh, uh, and tell her I said forget you.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 03:49:20 PM by Dr.Block »

or just skin her alive and sacrafice her soul to satan

What a jerk, you should take her stuff and burn it.


For 860,000 dollars I can actually have someone uhh...
put down.