Funny Internet advertisements

[Cybertails1998]

This thread is for posting advertisements that somehow send your sides through the stratosphere. AdBlock? Fret not, Skype also has ad space on its activity feed.

Speaking of:



The top text is either gibberish or written in an alien language (or just Finnish for "ＡＳＳＵＭＩＮＧ  ＤＩＲＥＣＴ  ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬ"), while the bottom text reads "yes / no / Learn how", and that's also why it's hilarious.
"CAN YOU DECIPHER THIS stuff FOR US?? $438 LEARN MORE >>>"

[Ad Bot]

[Crystalwarrior]

This stuff also animated the money flopping.

[John Freeman]

[Menen]

Sometimes I find those advertizements that say "DOCTORS HATE HER! WOMAN FINDS SECRET TO HEALTHY SKIN"

Oh wait I found it

[Kimon]

oops i have adblock

[Mocha Furrier]

...or just Finnish for...

I speak finnish and I quite sure can confirm that is a slavic language, probably russian and you can really recognize it from those special letters, and we don't even use none of those letters, not trying to be a douche here, but that is quite stupid because finnish people doesn't post advertisements with our own language, because there are so few of us. Mind fixing it?

(I'm not trying to be a douche here, I just don't want finland to be known of stuffty advertisements)

Ontopic: You have a good point, that advertisement is kinda funny.

[bejacks]

This thread is for posting advertisements that somehow send your sides through the stratosphere. AdBlock? Fret not, Skype also has ad space on its activity feed.

Speaking of:



The top text is either gibberish or written in an alien language (or just Finnish for "ＡＳＳＵＭＩＮＧ  ＤＩＲＥＣＴ  ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬ"), while the bottom text reads "yes / no / Learn how", and that's also why it's hilarious.
"CAN YOU DECIPHER THIS stuff FOR US?? $438 LEARN MORE >>>"

That's Russian.

[Tonkka²]

This loving thing ruined my jerk off session once because i started laughing so much. To give you guys some background: research websites are filled with badly translated ads because the Finnish language works in ways almost no other language does and no translator program that exists today can translate from English to proper Finnish.

This is what it pretty much says in my language
"Cunt 2 girls one day
We need more men focuk (???) our female members
Cunt local girl TODAY!
Mens join free
credit card you need not

Lets see cunt!"

[Timezbrick]

I love adblock :)

[Mocha Furrier]

-hilarious-

Jesus christ... I wonder how the ad maker speaks to her girls...

[Tonkka²]

Jesus christ... I wonder how the ad maker speaks to her girls...

...

Its a virus. Every research website advertisement is a virus. That girl doesn't even know she is on this advertisement since the creator probably slapped the picture from google image search on his ad. The way how they recognize your location is by your proxy.

[Timezbrick]

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Its a virus. Every research website advertisement is a virus. That girl doesn't even know she is on this advertisement since the creator probably slapped the picture from google image search on his ad. The way how they recognize your location is by your proxy.

I live in a small town, apparently everyone moved out and horney singles moved in

[MrLoL²]

I love adblock :)

[Tonkka²]

I live in a small town, apparently everyone moved out and horney singles moved in

Whats funny is that if you use another proxy, the point where it detects your area will be replaced with "Unknown Proxy", so if you get one of those Facebook message ads with stuff like "stuffname: hey wanna fuk :)?" it will say "stuffname: I see you live in unknownproxy too!".

[Alteration]

_{I speak finnish and I quite sure can confirm that is a slavic language, probably russian and you can really recognize it from those special letters, and we don't even use none of those letters, not trying to be a douche here, but that is quite stupid because finnish people doesn't post advertisements with our own language, because there are so few of us. Mind fixing it?}

(I'm not trying to be a douche here, I just don't want finland to be known of stuffty advertisements)

That's Russian.

OP is not only Russian, but he lives in Russia and can speak Russian. Pretty sure he knows what he's talking about.
I'm also pretty sure he's joking about the Finnish part, don't take it to heart.