The Runaway Game - Ever wanted to run away? Not anymore.

[otto-san]

I despise the blindingly sharp blue they chose for the background. My entire vision's going to be color-distorted for half an hour.

lol this got me too

i had to squint to see the forums for a few minutes

[Ad Bot]

[Coulmbai]

Welp, just got killed behind a burger joint.
Sick

[otto-san]

Welp, just got killed behind a burger joint.
Sick

gg

a little boy was found dead this morning behind a burger king. it appears he contracted severe auto-docter disease, determined by the many slits in his body.

the child supposedly ran away from home after people left the cheetos bag open overnight a few too many times. the last words known to come from his mouth were "these cheetos are hard as -expletive-". we wish the family well, and hope they have learned a valuable lesson from this terrible incident.

[Man 2]

So if I ran away I'd be sucking richard?
Hmmm...

Indirectly, yes. The planets would inevitably align, forcing a cosmic snake into your mouth. Who will bear the cosmic snake? Will it be prince or pauper? In a palace of gold, or in a disintegrating gas station restroom? It's fate, man. But somehow, somewhere, somewhen, you will suck a richard if you run away.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

drinking game: shot every time fellatio is performed
see you in hell