New XBOX ONE game requires repeated pressing of B to breathe

[Alyx Vance]

"New computer also sucks your richard" - A The Onion article suggestion.
Totally a legit site to get gaming news off of.

[Ad Bot]

[otto-san]

to anyone that doesn't get it, the onion is satire/fake news and muslim is probably making a joke

[Cybersix]

http://www.cnn.com/tech/articles/ultrarealistic-xbox-game-has-users-press-b-rep,29393

[Slammer1337]

ROTATE THE CONTROL STICK TO TWIST YOUR ANKLE

[Crispy_]

pwnt

[_Rave_]

i guess someone just found out about the onion

[sir dooble]

Is it weird to say that I wouldn't overly mind a small game based around maintaining homeostasis?

The silly shooting thing it jokes about would obviously be dumb, but I could see an educational game about maintaining a body to be somewhat interesting.

[Nonnel]

stop being stupid please

[Frankie²]

but both dont require our action to do....how is this more realistic?

[Muslim]

i guess someone just found out about the onion

no i have known about the onion for a year now

i have two of their books

[DynAsho]

Ever heard of a brain stem?

[Nuclear Hazard]

And apparently you must press the left bumper to keep your heart going

http://www.cnn.com/tech/articles/ultrarealistic-xbox-game-has-users-press-b-rep,29393

the Onion is a joke newscasting site, man.

[Nuclear Hazard]

in other onion news (it's a joke, not serious) Weather in 2007: sunny, cloudy, rainy, snowy, windy

[Muslim]

the Onion is a joke newscasting site, man.

thats why i put the fake cnn link.

[Anti-Block]

lol everyone's hella mad they got fooled

well played muslim