Author Topic: Talk about life like it's a game. (Read 14639 times)

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 05:17:51 AM

Just thought it would be fun.

Examples:
The tutorial finally ends at level 16.
The daycycle is 24 hours long. That is way too long.
I found out a cheat code. Shoot the guy on your right on level 32, and steal his money, and boom, $1000.

I heard that the community is growing rapidly, there are noobs spawning every second.

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Choi · July 03, 2013, 05:19:38 AM

Quicktravel by plane takes hours

Ceist · July 03, 2013, 05:20:10 AM

i'm a level 15 human. still pretty new, but not that new. did you know there's games inside games in this game? it's like gameception!

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 05:21:44 AM

There's this thing called the Military where you get to play a TDM. But if you die you are perma'd from the game forever.

Ragequit · July 03, 2013, 05:22:28 AM

hey guys i just bought my level 13 character some drugs

what do?

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 05:23:31 AM

Quote from: Ragequit on July 03, 2013, 05:22:28 AM

hey guys i just bought my level 13 character some drugs

what do?

What Drug DLC pack is it?

The only way to win this game is to go to Heaven, they are still in closed beta and still giving out keys.

To get there I recommend ragequitting by stab.

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 05:28:32 AM

Also there's this Co-op mode called "marrying". It's optional, and if you do "marry", you can quit at any time.

AlsoSulfate · July 03, 2013, 05:34:26 AM

are you trying to tell me it's not a game?

Ceist · July 03, 2013, 05:35:23 AM

there's a really neat process where you can make level 1 humans, they can even gain more levels. unfortunately eating them doesn't grant you more levels. however it raises your power level momentarily.

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 05:38:59 AM

Quote from: Ceist on July 03, 2013, 05:35:23 AM

unfortunately eating them doesn't grant you more levels. however it raises your power level momentarily.

Oh god what.

There's this glitch that someone dies randomly. The indie developer, Morgan Freeman, named it "Heart_Attack.txt". I wonder why.

Daswiruch · July 03, 2013, 05:55:58 AM

There's a virus out there that causes an abnormal error in the code. I think it's called "C*nc3r?"

Edit: I forgot it also causes some wierd death from a number of years of playing.

Crispy_ · July 03, 2013, 05:57:09 AM

I need to get a new graphics card. I keep seeing afterimages and things that are not physically there.

gr8dayseth · July 03, 2013, 06:03:29 AM

It sucks that you can't pick your race or gender or faction, the game chooses for you.

SPOILER ALERT:
On level 100 you lose your memory. That is, if you didn't die before then.

Also press Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Enter on your laptop and you get godmode.

auzman466 · July 03, 2013, 06:07:46 AM

Quote from: gr8dayseth on July 03, 2013, 06:03:29 AM

It sucks that you can't pick your race or gender or faction, the game chooses for you.

I like that touch of randomness. Not to mention, if you're black, once you get to about level 20 (it's random for everyone) you get a perk that allows you to impregnate as many women as you want.

Timezbrick · July 03, 2013, 06:10:45 AM

Permadeath, lame