Talk about life like it's a game.

[Måster Blåster]

It takes hours to join another server far away, but the good thing is is that there is no lag at all.

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[Alyx Vance]

Its so annoying when your vehicle runs out of fuel units and you can't quick travel home.

[AromaniaFTW]

Remember that big event in September 2001 where they blew down the Twin Towers because of the too many glitches in it?

no it was that damn clan from the Middle East server
their leader got banned two years ago

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I just hate the 'bathroom' feature. You just stop what you are doing and run. Seriously, I'm playing a minigame, and suddenly I have to pause it and go to the bathroom. So annoying.

[gr8dayseth]

It's so weird when Life doesn't lag at all, but the in-game computers do.

[Nonnel]

Maybe they're trying to make themselves look better compared to other games.

[GhostStar]

It's so weird when Life doesn't lag at all, but the in-game computers do.

that's cuz the computer is using 99.9% of its proccessing power to run the Life, and  0.1% to run all the mini games

[Cakey]

Pencils need a buff, they break too easily.

[GhostStar]

and somebody needs to remodel avocados, the pits are way to big

[AromaniaFTW]

why don't they recode avocados while they're at it to not turn brown and to actually taste like something

[GhostStar]

why don't they recode avocados while they're at it to not turn brown and to actually taste like something

/supporting

[Nonnel]

They should fix the banana system so they last a few more days.

[GhostStar]

they should make bananas turn yellow faster and brown slower

[Ipquarx]

The only way to win this game is to go to Heaven, they are still in closed beta and still giving out keys.

To get there I recommend ragequitting by stab.

Dude you didnt read the rule book, Self Delete by stabbing gets you permabanned.
but it says nothing about being pushed off a large building

[Cakey]

My neighbors are badmins. Making a drama.