What would you do in a nuclear apocalypse?

[AromaniaFTW]

I swear to god you actually managed to make me cringe

yeah he was trying to stop being a sonic newcigarette but he did it wrong

[Ad Bot]

[Titanium Man]

I'd jack off on random corpses I find

its time to stop posting now bdx

[Boink!]

There would be no point in trying to survive really.

[Mega-Bear]

Lol @ everyone rebuilding society. I'd kick it Key and Peele style.

[Slammer1337]

"okay so it's time to surviv- oh what the forget i can only find ash and radioactive stuff"

find a gun and kill myself.

[Katadeus]

I live on a farm out in the middle of nowhere
I'm ok
My dad has everything figured out

[IkeTheGeneric]

I'd have the time of my life loving around and doing whatever I want until I die of radiation poisoning

[Tomcat]

"okay so it's time to surviv- oh what the forget i can only find ash and radioactive stuff"

read the op please

[Slammer1337]

read the op please

unless the forests around my area has a multitude of resources in which im not aware of, im probably not going to last long either way

[devildogelite]

Everyone in this thread would die a slow painful death, or live a miserable life. I would die pretty quickly. But at least I would be in a coma as my organs started failing. Being diabetic really puts a damper on my post apocalyptic fantasies. But at least I won't be that upset when I die, since I know it's coming unlike most people planning their super awesome fantasies.

[Tokerovin]

Most people would be totally forgeted.

I am not most people.

[devildogelite]

Most people would be totally forgeted.

I am not most people.

Most people don't think they're most people. Dun dun dunnnnn!

[Alyx Vance]

Play Fallout for a while
Look out the window
Notice nuclear devastation
Play Fallout in real life

In all seriousness, I would prolly stay at my computer assuming there was still power. Yay for the communication age!

Assuming that the ISP is still in one piece and that every single connection cord is also perfect.
Even if you still had internet what about others?

[Bayo6]

Make sure earth stays dead.
No one deserves to live after this. Plow the moon right to the planet
???
proget.

*insert picture of Armageddon movie poster*

[Doughboy]

*insert picture of Armageddon movie poster*