Apparently I have testicular cancer, why internet?

[Elecro]

I had a fever today and dark peeing so I looked it up online. WebMD said I had testicular cancer. I will not miss you all :(

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[BlockoBlocko]

Wtf.

[Alyx Vance]

How about you go to the doctor and have it checked out?
Also you are probably just dehydrated. The fever made you sweat out liquids and that dehydrated you thus making your piss dark.

[Wheatley]

You also have brain cancer, according to WebMD. Sorry for your loss.

edit: alyx vance I don't understand your humor

[-Pablo-]

Rip balls

[AromaniaFTW]

wel... u wer a STUPID SH*tposter any way!!
u... Wont... Be mis.


hey guys why does my right testicle ache?

[Elecro]

Rip balls

they are in heaven right now *sniff*

[Elecro]

wel... u wer a STUPID SH*tposter any way!!
u... Wont... Be mis.


hey guys why does my right testicle ache?

omg it spreads through the internet.

[Wheatley]

wel... u wer a STUPID SH*tposter any way!!
u... Wont... Be mis.


hey guys why does my right testicle ache?

because you left it on the stove for too long

[Xaisk]

Shoot your richard before its too late!

[Alyx Vance]

You also have brain cancer, according to WebMD. Sorry for your loss.

edit: alyx vance I don't understand your humor

Its true though

[AromaniaFTW]

because you left it on the stove for too long

AHAH!
i should have known!

[BlockoBlocko]

You also have brain cancer, according to WebMD. Sorry for your loss.

edit: alyx vance I don't understand your humor

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

[[Maxx]]

elecro trying to attention whore
report and move on
i dont know about reporting but yeah

[AromaniaFTW]

elecro trying to attention whore
report and move on
i dont know about reporting but yeah

loel nd u r talking???