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[Sentry]

And exploded carrots all over the innocents.

[Ad Bot]

[Checko2100]

And everybody got raped by carrots! but the carrots were infected by AIDS so they got AIDS and then

[rambo1220]

aids is friend

[Dre5567]

AND DEN SPAGHETTI MAN COMES AND SAVES THE DAY KBUHROGTB4WUB444UI SO COOOL HASHTAG YOLO COOOL WUB WUB WUB KAPOOOSH YAY AYAY AY SPAGHETTI MAN SAVES DAY!

[Nonnel]

...and then spaghetti was wiped from existence.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

And then everyone went "IKEWJFEOIWGJINO{REWOJIGJIOR_(G"

The end.
^{or is it?}

[Linkusofepica]

IKEWJFEOIWGJINO{REWOJIGJIOR_(G is love.

[Doughboy]

IKEWJFEOIWGJINO{REWOJIGJIOR_(G is life.

[SWAT One]

There was a strange man looking in through the window, ___~

[Dre5567]

SPAGHETTI LIVES ON AND FLYS AWAY AND DEN MAGIC 354huRWERhuRIeriphWFHWITOUTIW RHOH MAGIC MAN SPAGHETTI COOL MLP ROKS FURI FURI FURI FIRE DRAGON KAPOOSH BAM BANG BOOM Q57H8G9REUARIUY

[AromaniaFTW]

what has this thread come to

[Legodude77]

Then the guy wakes up from his awful dream he had.

[GhostStar]

he then goes insane from mercury poisoning (he always knew there was something he didn't like about his mothers meatloaf) and...