i seem to be getting the impression that nobody likes fedoras

[yoshiplush2]

I like fedoras.

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

The people who like fedoras are the reason why nobody likes fedoras

but if people like fedoras how can nobody like fedoras

[Mr. Jelly]

How to wear a fedora without looking like a neckbeard

Step. -1: Don't be overweight
Step. 0: Take care of your loving face and shave your neck
Step. 1: Find an actual fedora. None of that pinstriped stuff, and if it's from Hot Topic, just burn the forgeter and start over
Step. 2: Make sure the fedora actually fits well with your head shape, ex. a tall crowned fedora on a tall thin head makes you look like an alien
Step 3. Dress the part. Collared shirt required and a suit that either match nearly perfectly or contrast to a degree
Step 4. Be a gentlemen. For this I'm going to just copy the paragraph I'm lifting this stuff from

When in a home, restaurant, or part of a larger building that is not a hallway or lobby, take your hat off. When the national anthem of any country is being played, sung, or professionally hummed, take your hat off.
And for the love of all things good – this one brought a fit of rage out of me – when you’re visiting the museum at Auschwitz, TAKE YOUR DAMN HAT OFF.
Also I like fedoras, and I actually have an old short-brimmed fedora that belonged to my grandfather somewhere in my house, but I doubt I'll ever look good in it

[Aphtonites]

wow I thought a lot of people on blockland were fine and then I forgetin saw this thread, holy stuff

90% of all blocklanders go on reddit, so I'm hardly suprised by this.

[Yosher]

Step. 2: Make sure the fedora actually fits well with your head shape, ex. a tall crowned fedora on a tall thin head makes you look like an alien

this is without a doubt the most important part. otherwise you'll just look like this:

[Bushido]

How to wear a fedora without looking like a neckbeard

Step. -1: Don't be overweight
Step. 0: Take care of your loving face and shave your neck
Step. 1: Find an actual fedora. None of that pinstriped stuff, and if it's from Hot Topic, just burn the forgeter and start over
Step. 2: Make sure the fedora actually fits well with your head shape, ex. a tall crowned fedora on a tall thin head makes you look like an alien
Step 3. Dress the part. Collared shirt required and a suit that either match nearly perfectly or contrast to a degree
Step 4. Be a gentlemen. For this I'm going to just copy the paragraph I'm lifting this stuff from

When in a home, restaurant, or part of a larger building that is not a hallway or lobby, take your hat off. When the national anthem of any country is being played, sung, or professionally hummed, take your hat off.
And for the love of all things good – this one brought a fit of rage out of me – when you’re visiting the museum at Auschwitz, TAKE YOUR DAMN HAT OFF.
Also I like fedoras, and I actually have an old short-brimmed fedora that belonged to my grandfather somewhere in my house, but I doubt I'll ever look good in it

ohhhh for forget's sake

no, no no, stop.

ok the deal with fedoras is that there's a social stigma against them because people dress like this, act like 'gentlemen', but then end up not only looking like total forgetin dorks but they also look like total forgetin dorks IN A DORK UNIFORM, which causes everyone to associate dorkiness with that particular method of dress

3 different guys pulled this stuff at my school. 3 different guys had to have me explain to them why people were laughing.

[AromaniaFTW]

all the wrong people wear fedoras
you have to have one of a very particular set of face types to not look like a doucher in a fedora.

that being said the majority of us probably wouldn't look good in a fedora as adults

[GhostStar]

society makes fedoras to hard to wear

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Yeah you need to be completely serious and have a face to match. Otherwise you'll look like a richard trying too hard.

[CharlesSpeaking]

society makes fedoras to hard to wear

and dog faces

[Visage]

Fedora's shouldn't be worn because at best they neither add nor diminish from your over-all appearance but it's very easy for them to detract from your appearance. Of course a gorgeous 10/10 guy wearing a $3000 suit is going to look great with a fedora but he would have looked great without the fedora. If you're average and wear a fedora it will make you ugly and if you are ugly and wear a fedora it will make you a neckbeard and if you're a neckbeard and wear a fedora kill yourself. There's no reason to wear something that has no chance of improving your appearance.

[Pandan]

Guide to wearing Fedoras

1. Look at yourself in the mirror.
2. Don't wear a fedora

[Blockzillahead]

Depends if you are fitting to wear one. Majority of the people who wear fedoras look really stupid. I've noticed it's mostly losers who want to be 'rebels.'

[RedGajin]

society makes fedoras to hard to wear

no you just look like a friend when you wear them. just accept the fact that you'll always look handicapped in a fedora, they are out of style and stupid. no one wears disco pants anymore because you'll look like a friend. get with the times or deal with it.

[HellHound]

I like fedoras, but we shouldn't wear them because suits and other clothes that they go with aren't casual wear any more.