well i like to wear my unfitted suit. (it was only unfitted because my mom wouldn't take me to a tailor!) I also wear a shnazzy fedora, a real fedora from like the 50s man. I also usually keep my head buzzed, so the fedora actually fits and all, I don't look too good with long hair, it's also hard to wash so it ends up greasy. i'm trying to grow a beard, so I get the manly tone and all, but so far just patched have come in on my throat.
I usually walk up town like this everyday, (btw, this suit is stain-resistant so there's no need to rewash!) and try to pick up girls at a bar, according to some doctors, I'm obese, but they don't know what they're talking about. They're just mad they don't look good as me. So anyways, I get into a bar as usually, try to pick up some chicks with some classy pick-up lines but they always tell me to forget off. The bartender always usually asks me how old I am, I tell him I'm 20, but he just says get out, this bar is for mature audiences, a lot of other guys start laughing at me in the bar, so I just puff my chest and before I leave I say 'Too bad you're all so out of loving style, you looks like raccoons!' and I knock the door open so it slams into the wall.
While I'm on my way home some kids, about 5 of them are all just skating on the sidewalk, wearing baggy jeans that are all ripped up, and dumb tye-dye shirts. I yell at the kids from the other side of the street "Get some class you dipstuff kids!" They all flip me off and start laughing. loving kids these days don't know a single god damn thing, their parents must be the loving bank-vault to them, giving all they want and stuff.
So that was my day, how about yours?
