Wish granted, but... V2

[ABlockOfCheese]

So basically someone makes a wish and the next person posts the results of that wish, and makes their own wish.

Example

Billybob: I wish for a Coke

Jimmy: You get a Pepsi instead
           
             I wish for a spiritbomb.


And it goes on and on and on.


Ok, I will start.  I wish for a new PC.

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[Zalot]

but you only use it to make overposted topics like this.

I wish for this topic to be locked.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but that's up to ABlockOfCheese.

I also wish for this topic to be locked.

[Deve111²]

Grant it already >:c

I wish for a tie c:

[RamRamRamRam]

Granted but the tie eats you

I wish the little kids did not stare at me

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted but all the big kids stare at you.

I wish for this topic to be locked.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Wish granted if OP does so.
I wish for this topic to also be locked.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but then you realize that the other topic died.

I wish for people to stop complaining about this topic.

[Zay]

Wish granted, but now people may stop posting in this topic.

I wish I could stick to the same avatar for atleast a month.

[The Resonte!]

granted but instead you stick to the same avatar for a year
and it's the worst avatar

I wish this wish could maybe possibly come true.

[fawkes..]

Wish granted but you didn't really wish for anything so nothing happens.

I wish I had some bacon

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted, but you have to eat it raw

I wish for a million dollars

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but it's a million yen.

umm
i wish for a bicycle with pizza wheels

[Muslim]

Too bad. You get a pizza with bicycle wheels.

I wish for this topic to be shut down.

[ßlöükfáce]

Wish granted, but only if the rest of the forums shut down as well.

I wish that I stop doing stupid stuff.