Author Topic: Go Home, Dad, You're Drunk (Read 1921 times)

Alyx Vance · July 09, 2013, 02:09:22 AM

Wine probably, usually all he drinks.

He still really forgets himself up, though.

Either he has poor alcohol tolerance or he has had a lot of wine.

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Radíowave · July 09, 2013, 02:13:03 AM

Nope, he was drinking absinthe.

Nonnel · July 09, 2013, 02:14:08 AM

Once my dad was either drunk or half asleep but he told me not to smile because it would make me sick.

Alyx Vance · July 09, 2013, 02:15:21 AM

Once my dad was either drunk or half asleep but he told me not to smile because it would make me sick.

My dad was so drunk once that he told me to drive his 5 speed Honda.

Radíowave · July 09, 2013, 02:18:52 AM

My dad was so drunk once that he told me to drive his 5 speed Honda.

I hope you did it. Otherwise you missed a great opportunity.

Mardalf · July 09, 2013, 02:20:19 AM

Whiskey
Beer
Wine
Bourbon
Vodka
ect

Why did you leave out brandy? Is there an explanation for this

_Rave_ · July 09, 2013, 02:21:00 AM

dear god an adult drank alcohol

stop everything, he needs to go to aa

Moonstar Akemi · July 09, 2013, 02:22:27 AM

Why did you leave out brandy? Is there an explanation for this

You forgot rum.

Mardalf · July 09, 2013, 02:22:45 AM

You forgot rum.

yes that would be my second complaint

dear god an adult drank alcohol

stop everything, he needs to go to aa

I want to go to aa

Alyx Vance · July 09, 2013, 02:23:38 AM

I hope you did it. Otherwise you missed a great opportunity.

I did, but then I killed it twice so he told me to get out.

Why did you leave out brandy? Is there an explanation for this

You forgot rum.

Thats what the ect was for, didn't feel like listing them all.

tkepahama · July 09, 2013, 02:24:25 AM

I did, but then I killed it twice so he told me to get out.
Thats what the ect was for, didn't feel like listing them all.

it's 'etc.' just to let you know c:

Mardalf · July 09, 2013, 02:24:55 AM

But they should have been on the list!

Evan5626 · July 09, 2013, 02:25:44 AM

I did, but then I killed it twice so he told me to get out.
Thats what the ect was for, didn't feel like listing them all.

lol, ect.

Alyx Vance · July 09, 2013, 02:25:51 AM

it's 'etc.' just to let you know c:

Oh, damn. I knew I was messing it up.
Thanks for telling me c:

But they should have been on the list!

But I didn't feel like remembering them!

Deve111² · July 09, 2013, 02:26:50 AM

I want to go to aa

im selling tickets for 1 dollar