Author Topic: I got robbed today  (Read 17125 times)

Ok so basically there this town called Riverdale about 10/20 minutes from where I live, and they have a pool. I don't like the pool mostly because the people there tend to be starfishs.

So, my family went to go to the pool, and I wandered around. I had my iPod and I was listening to music from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. There was a bike trail next to the pool so I was walking down there. It was really nice, the sun was going through the tress and leaves, and with the Skyrim music, it was really nice.

Then I notice two black guys start to follow me. I wasn't sure if they were playing along with the fact that they were black, and just trying to be funny, or if they were actually gonna mug me, so I didn't pay attention to them.

One of them (Lets just call this guy Tyrone) asks me, "Ey yo can I hold a dolla?"

I say, "No, sorry dude I don't have any money"

I noticed the line was from Everybody Hates Chris, so I knew they were just playing. Boy, was I wrong.

Next Tyrone notices my earbuds, and he asks, "What kind of music you listenin to?"

"Ah, nothing, just my music."

"What you using to do it?"

"Nothin just my-"

"Your iPod"

"Uh, yeah, whatever"

"Yo let me see it, man"

"No, I don't even know you."

"Lemme see it now brother." (He begins to hold up his fist, threatening me. I did not wanna get hurt, so I gave it to him.)

"Wow man that's cool"

Tyrone then takes out the earbuds and throws them on the floor, taking my iPod with him

"Hey dude, give it back!"

"No, bitch keep walking."

"No, I want my iPod back"

"Come closer, and I'm gonna punch your stupid ass in the loving face you hear me? Ey whats your password?"

"I'm not gonna tell you stuff, now give it to me now, damnit."

"Well then, forget you!" (He then chucks my iPod into a field of plants. Tall plants with pretty strong stems.)

Tyrone and his black crusade then walk away, and I begin to search for my iPod, and I gotworried he would come back and jump me, so I stopped after 5 minutes.

I went over to the pool entrance, and told a staff member my iPod was stolen, she then alerted the police, and I told them the whole story. Then they helped me search for the iPod, and after about 10 minutes I found the case that was on it. That's when I figured out Tyrone had forgeted with me, and threw the case instead of the iPod.

So, using an app, I locked the iPod, and that little piece of stuff can't do anything with it.

Just wanted to share this with you guys.



I would've fought him and let his coon friend watch me kick his ass.

this is why you learn martial arts. kung fu that monday.

you gonna let some dumb apes just take your ipod like that? You shoulda knocked that Tyrone bitch on his ass

this is why you don't have expensive things in ghettos

The guys were older than me, and a bit stronger too, so I couldn't really fight them, but I might think about karate lessons now.

nah do muay thai instead

Tyrone is the only black man name.

You can track it if you have another I phone or I pod, or if you have an Icloud account.

implying a 14 year old boy has any reason to risk his ass over an ipod

this thread is assuming as forget

The guys were older than me, and a bit stronger too, so I couldn't really fight them, but I might think about karate lessons now.

man snap out of it. you dont need to be stronger or older to beat anyone up, sure it helps, but you just afraid of black bitch Tyrone.

Always bring a handgun with a silencer.

man snap out of it. you dont need to be stronger or older to beat anyone up, sure it helps, but you just afraid of black bitch Tyrone.
Yeah no.

You do need to be stronger and taller. Are you trying to get him killed?

you know what i got robbed of
my dignity

Always bring a handgun with a silencer.

^dumb and doesn't know how silencers work