I forgive you, but please stop talking like Shakespeare or something, this isn't Music class.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I posted weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious forum of forgotten board
While I prodded, nearly napping, suddenly their came a chatting
As of some one intently bragging, bragging from some stupid whore
'Tis some inhibitor,' I sputted, 'bragging like a stupid whore -
Reported to moderator, and nothing more
give this man a medal ^^^^^^^