some girls are walking around trying to look hot af when not realizing they are ugly af. because im such a nice guy and i know the female population of bl is so high, i thought id help you chicas out.
1. pigtails, nothing about them are attractive, you look like you're loving five and theyre just not hot. not even cute, like maybe on youre five yo daughter for like a picture but other then that? no thanks have fun with the vibrator hoe
2. showing your ass crack in shorts/pants/bootyshorts/anything. its loving gross, no one wants to see just a little bit of asscrack. when you show asscrack, all a dude focuses on is the asscrack and its nasty af. we are interested in the actual ass and its shape, we dont want to see your dirty ass plumbers crack swingin around, i can go to a construction site if i want that. either pull them up or pull them down, youre already a slut anyways.
3. changing your loving voice. really. loving. annoying. i mean ok, its ok to you know, put a little lovey into youre voice but you know just like a minor little change. but when girls make their voice higher pitched or anything else, we can tell its fake. and we dont want to hear that stuff, might as well tell us you have a richard right now.
4. yogapants + panties. no. if you are too much of a loving stingy bitch that you will wear yoga pants AND panties, then just loving put on the sweatpants or the jeans. all you're telling is is "hey i try to look hot but i wont ever put out".
5. doing weird stuff with your eyelashes. usually you dont see this too often, but when i do its loving gross. put some mascara on and call it good. dont do that loving twirly stuff jesus christ.
6. wearing big ass sunglasses/shades/whatever. this isnt really unattractive just really loving annoying. a girl can be ugly af and wear these glasses and you wont even be able to tell. show your face if youre ugly jesus christ.
7. overdoing you nails. im talking like butterflies and loving rainbows and flowers and stuff. take youre rachet ass self back to the third grade or grow up. no one wants to see dora the explorer making her way up and down their richard.
8. dying your hair more then two colors. even dying it one color is sometimes too much. but if you start walking around like your moms got pregnant from a loving parakeet then you seriously need to look at yourself in the mirror. its loving gross.
9. being fat. if you are looking like you a "before" picture 24/7 then go lose some loving weight free willy.
