[Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?

[The Resonte!]

by living

yo ma
how does anything kill me

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

With very strict precision and laws of conduct.

Mom! How does a cactus kill me?

[Scaredhappyguy]

If its spikes go into you, Its a chance of fatality.

Mom! How can your jokes kill me?

[The Resonte!]

I don't know, but jokes will KILL your time!
ba-dum pish

yo ma how does isn't kill me?

[Niff]

what

Mom, how can- *ded*

[Scaredhappyguy]

Oh no!

Mom! How did my son die?

[Deve111²]

being too mewtwo

mom! how can bubbagum kill me?

[ßlöükfáce]

It causes non-logic inflammation in your throat and you choke.

Mom! How can music kill me?

[Cakey]

ugh, another forum game outside of community projects

if you turn it up loud enough the sound waves will become so powerful your brain cells can't take it and expand

mom, how would a walrus kill me?

[Doughboy]

Shut the forget up kid im watching Jeremy Kyle.
Nah but really the spikes penetrate you in the bum hole

How would a cushion kill me?

[Ragequit]

someone could smother you

ey bitchface, how can gangbang kill me

[Cassord²]

Because too much cum in your star fish could make you implode.
How could using the phone kill me?

[awesomebread]

By dying

Mom! How do I be rich?

[Alyx Vance]

You died for not asking the correct question.




How can a spoon kill me?

[ßlöükfáce]

If you put it in the oven for 20 minutes, it can burn your skin until well, you know. If you're emo enough to put a hot spoon on your arm!

Mom! How can a sandvich kill me?