[Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?

[Scaredhappyguy]

This is a game where you ask the next poster (The mom) how can something kill you. And then the next poster (The mom) Answers you in a random answer related to the question. And then the person that answered the question asks another question to the next poster (The mom). The mom can be anyone. Just 1 post per question. You may answer another one once they have answered yours.

For example: Scared: Mom! How can not having a pencil kill me?
                  Bot1: Because, If you don't have a pencil, you cant do your school work! And if you cant do your school work, you will get bad grades! And if you get bad grades, you cant get a job! And if you cant get a job, you cant get married! And if you cant get married, You get depressed! And If you get depressed, You die!    Mom! How can sand kill me?

And it goes on and on and on. It doesn't have to be long.

Ready? Set... Ask!

Mom! How can breathing kill me?

[Ad Bot]

[Port]

Because toxic gasses.    Mom! How can Blockland kill me?

[ShadowYoshi294]

Because studies show 100% of people who breathe die in the next 150 years
Because the community might make you Ctrl + K!

Mom, how can guns kill me?

[Alyx Vance]

They can't, the gun holder can though.


Mom! How can air kill me?

[Scaredhappyguy]

Because if its polluted, It can kill you.

Mom! How can eating chocolate kill me?

[Nobot]

it cant, chocolate is heaven's candy

unless you're a dog or something

Mom! How can Steam kill me?

[Nal]

too much games
mom how can the blockland forums kill me?

[RamRamRamRam]

Your snake shrinks up and dies leaving you for dead

Mom how can cards kill me

[Timezbrick]

too much games
mom how can the blockland forums kill me?

Self Delete by stab
MOM! how can an empty space kill me?

forget you ramramramram >:('
Papercuts

MOM! how can an empty space kill me?

[Johnny Blockhead]

You can die from insanity.

MOM! How can radioactivity kill me?

[Deve111²]

makes ur wee wee pop

mom how does aids kill me

[TheKid]

i wonder why they call it 'aids' if it doesn't aid you

too much paradox

mom how can wubbzy kill me

[ßlöükfáce]

Illegal, makes you go to prison for life.

MOM! How can tits kill me?

[Renousim]

Acid sprays out of them and onto your face
Mom! How can dieing kill me?

[Deve111²]

idk!

mom! how does life kill me?