That kid is the only reason that makes me approve for abortion
Why? Its quality entertainment.
i made a thing
I love this kid.Not in a creep way.He's the most amazing troll I have ever seen.
Sammy: I hit the jackpot! (he says jackpot while trying to imitate some other accent.)Sammy: Look at all these sonic toyies! (he says the following in the same accent he said jackpot while his voice cracks on toys.)Sammy puts down the bag and picks up the sonic doll.Sonic: Got to hand it to you Sammy! that's a pretty big collection of sonic toys!Sonic: Oh yeah!!Sammy: Thank you sonic!Sammy: You see I bought them for a special occasion!Sammy sets down sonic dollSammy: I want to show YOU GUYS!!! (he shouts you guys in a squeaky accent while pointing at the screen.)Sammy does some odd happy hand gestures for the next five seconds while gigglingSammy: Even more footage from sonic lost world. . . .Sammy takes a dramatic pauseSammy: For the WII U!!!Sammy: wii u!Sammy: But this time! (he says this time like a mad scientist. Which he just so happens to be as the side plot of this series. The plot for his video channel is the fact he grows up to recognize how he hates sonic so he dedicates his life to killing him afterwards as the original dr.eggman with time travel.)Sammy: Without any commentaries what so ever! Sammy: So!Sammy: Whos ready for some more footage of. . .Sammy takes another dramatic pause while he takes a deep breath to show he shall be screaming something important.Sammy: SONIC LOst world. ! . ! .Sammy picks up a picture showing sonic lost world he most likely printed off google images to show how he is sonic's number one fan by using a search engine.Sammy: yay!!!!Sammy shows us a lot of footage from the game.Sammy: Hello guys!Sammy says this while we ponder how a pair of sunglasses ended up on his face.Sammy: So ISammy: hope youSammy: All enjoyed that footage of sonic lost world. . .Sammy: CUZ I KNOW I DID! (Sammy says this loud and quickly with a quick stop as well.)Sammy: it looks like such a. . .Sammy: Steller game!Sammy: I know I already said this before but it looks like Sammy: The best looking 3d sonic game! (He marvels at the fact he has never said that before in this script and gets us to look for it.)Sammy claps his hands and gives a small sonic fan giggle.Sammy: Now!Sammy: I think that raps it all up today!
My loving ears...
