jesus what was the video about
I want to cum inside badspot
Our story begins on a forum called the Blockland Forums. The noobs were spamming and the trolls where trolling. I then proceeded to jizz on a wall with a poster of some air. Suddenly, on this nice day A thunderstorm rolled in, therefore badspot used a giant purple carrot to destroy the trolls. The carrot then decided to slap a box and eat cookies. But soon it was found that the cookies were alive. The cookies then The problem of the cookies being alive was that the cookies ate the people. So I went on a quest to Slaughter the damn trolls. I got a jar of dirt and a bucket of lava. I proceeded to To throw both at those damn trolls. They were acting like a bunch of little docters. They wouldn't stop so I threw a box of cereal at them. This did not deter them, but luckily I had my Diamond encrusted flesh light. I quickly obtained a search warrant for the trolls' houses. Within the troll's house was a... nuclear bomb with "UMAD?" written on it in big letters. Thinking quickly, I took the jeweled fleshlight and made the bomb turn into a pineapple! He took the pineapple to the bank and He donated the pineapple to toy for tots and then they ate it. the marine corps were disgusted at this disgraceful pineapple eating, so they killed badspot. After badspot was killed, the cat came home. Realizing that the man-eating cookies still hadn't been dealt with, Santa Claus pulled out his shotgun and got to work with rapidly missing a bunch of cats. The cats threw molotovs at some moldy diarrhea. the diarrhea retaliated with Trojan horsays So then the astronauts came home and licked the carrot from page 1. Then, shortly afterwards, our hero was assigned a quest to stop the carrot-licking. Then a man-eating cookie swallowed the used carrot. got raped. But I just realized I forgot my sketchpad so i started masturbating. Suddenly a Minecraftian opened the door and scp 173 was in there Our hero shoved the Minecraftian out of the way And ran out into the street. Than i killed those god damn trolls and went to get some lunch I went to the snake Gallery and did A SUPER HIGH BACKFLIP! And landed on A carrot, due to the fact that he was swimming all over them, and then While getting out I stumbled upon A Scary old man with crazy eyes that Had A limpy Pen--- cil. And he said... "Back when I was a boy, We didn't so have these so called carrot's... but we had women... And chocolate was invented when I was a boy, then A wild Epøst came out of the forest With A banana phone. and slapped sentry for capitalizing a's And then body slammed Plas to the ground for breaking the god damn rules! And then Sentry died. Luckily for us, we all farted, so He came back from the dead And I said I want to eat your big purple snake. A few days later, Badspot lost his virginity To a flamingo! The flamingo died of HIV and Badspot was sued by the flamingo corp. He had lost 1 hundred ID's, which where the first ones. So he cried and this tear was special because it turned into a jelly bean all colors of the rainbow! And ephi made blockland on the NES but then A magical force created the USNES ULTIMATE SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM And it sploded into a million nyan cats that were eating burritos and holding USNES's in their heads. But then they pandas were falling out of the sky I shotted with my cannon of scat. But then the scat turned into scat and then cookies ate the scat and did a backflip out of the sky beside henry Freeman and landed onto the humens and the humans DECIDED TO FIGHT THE NEXT BOSS and break the combo of 2 posters. Suddenly, a caped sorcerer appeared and raped the schoolgirl. His snake was glowing like A white light saver and it started strobing. But then the alien crabbed gordan freeman went like "blargh" uh, crab zombie? and the zombie said I will make you into a piece of bolonga but then gordon freeman started to masturbate to some crab zombie research period. Then he thought he could lick a cookie, stuff a wookie, forget a snooki, and pick a boogie. He also ate your mothers, who bumped this thread, combusted into Gof of War and everyone died.
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i'm going to hell
It's Mr. Nobody's job to hate almost everything.
