Im sorry i lost my funny when i slipped on a bannana and a gun fell out of my satchel (ITS NOT A PURSE) and before i knew it i was hospitalized for gun discharge but im recovering from my serious injuries but because it hit my bran oatmeal, i cant use eating utensils and ever since i had to use a pickle to eat my mealsBut i guess for your sake i could do a knock knock joke
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=81140.msg1583070#msg1583070
So uh, your secret message, Niff, is "Hey, what's this?"