Author Topic: Human for sale! (Read 2140 times)

MrKitKat · July 28, 2013, 05:46:01 AM

http://www.humanforsale.com/

i'm worth $3,422,190

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Yosher · July 28, 2013, 07:06:36 AM

"how big is your snake"

so if people were to be bought, this would matter?

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fawkes.. · July 28, 2013, 07:13:24 AM

Quote from: Yosher on July 28, 2013, 07:06:36 AM

"how big is your snake"

so if people were to be bought, this would matter?

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It asks for cup size if you select that you're female.

If people were to be bought, this would matter!

Steve5452 · July 28, 2013, 07:39:51 AM

$1,140,260

yay

Pandan · July 28, 2013, 07:51:22 AM

1,226,000

I didnt fill out the IQ test or the AmiDumb test.

mp7964 · July 28, 2013, 08:14:35 AM

$1,877,198

I'm a cheap whore ;)

Skull Candy · July 28, 2013, 08:32:07 AM

$3,931,700

Big Brøther · July 28, 2013, 08:48:20 AM

Quote from: Skull Candy on July 28, 2013, 08:32:07 AM

$3,931,700

lol i cheated my survey to make myself basically god and i got $3,597,190. how on earth did you score higher

Acerblock · July 28, 2013, 09:01:02 AM

$1,441,000

without IQ test... Well dammit.

shyGriff · July 28, 2013, 10:23:40 AM

$887,000

(i did skip a lot of questions that i couldn't answer though)

lolz?? · July 28, 2013, 10:26:37 AM

having an IQ of 200, a perfect gpa, an income of 1,000,000 dollars, never doing drugs or gambling, I'm worth quite a lot
also why the hell does your eye color matter

KillerCop311 · July 28, 2013, 10:31:55 AM

I actually didn't want to complete this due to the second part. It asked for some pretty personal information and the free IQ test thing was rated poorly by MYWOT.

EDIT: Human for sale also has a low score rating.

Clone v.117 · July 28, 2013, 10:47:17 AM

$1,868,664

I didn't know what to do for the GPA and SAT scores so I just guessed stuff.

Changed the snake size to 10 inches and the price didn't change, who knew?

sir dooble · July 28, 2013, 11:07:01 AM

Quote from: lolz?? on July 28, 2013, 10:26:37 AM

also why the hell does your eye color matter

Some eye-colours are rarer than others, so would be worth more in that sense.

And I suppose at a chemical level the constituent materials of different eye colours are probably worth different amounts too.

Not having a clue about my IQ or SATS, nor a few other things, I managed to come out at $2,516,850
Which is £1,636,124
Which I suppose is alright.

I don't get what the point of purchase is supposed to be though.
Like, is it for breeding other humans?
Or as a slave?
Or for salvaged materials?

otto-san · July 28, 2013, 11:07:54 AM

Quote from: sir dooble on July 28, 2013, 11:07:01 AM

I don't get what the point of purchase is supposed to be though.
Like, is it for breeding other humans?
Or as a slave?
Or for salvaged materials?

Aliens.