Author Topic: "HONEY and why it's awesome" - I took this from tumblr to educate you guys  (Read 3153 times)


Does anyone else hate these "education posters" that use excessively inappropriate language to make the stuff its talking about look "cooler"?

Its just dumb.
No, you're not alone. I have to agree. Also, adding comic sans and JPEGs doesn't make it any more funny, it just makes it handicapped.

No, you're not alone. I have to agree. Also, adding comic sans and JPEGs doesn't make it any more funny, it just makes it handicapped.
Even if it is satirical its still painfully unfunny.

Is there some kind of a tumor in your head saying "Go full handicap" whenever you see one of my posts? I guess holy mamaland doesn't hand out good healthcare for its peasants.
it's funny because what you just said can be amounted to "pot calling the kettle black" -- you have the nerve to stuff all over the smallest and most trivial things and then take every "dude wtf" statement on a personal level. calm down :u

But let's not de-rail an actually informative thread for once, okay?


No, you're not alone. I have to agree. Also, adding comic sans and JPEGs doesn't make it any more funny, it just makes it handicapped.
yeah, most of the time the "aggressive information" thing comes out botched-feeling

People can be different Tonkka you don't have to poop all over everything

I always wanted to try honeycomb but I've never had the opportunity sadly.
jesus loving tapdancing christ, do it and you'll never go back


Why do people on the internet suck at biology and nutrition so much? First of all, pasteurization does not 'destroy the nutritional value' of food. Pasteurization is just the process of heating and rapidly cooling a liquid to spur microbial growth and prevent spoilage. Yes, it depletes some nutrients(as little as a few percentage points for some), but it does not eliminate all the nutritional value of food. Plus, what the forget is the point of nutrition if you're just going to vomit it all out from food poisoning? Pasteurization: 1. Tumblr 'Scientists': 0.

Furthermore, that 'microwaves kill nutrients' thing is just an urban legend. It's actually quite the opposite when you consider the fact that microwaves can only heat up water in food through dielectric heating: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/17/health/17real.html?_r=0




Amino acids do not 'aid digestion'. Amino acids are the constituent pieces of proteins. They really have nothing to do with digestion other than that they're absorbed by the small intestine, and the proteins they are eventually synthesized into might eventually play a role in digestion. This isn't even a unique characteristic of honey. Most foods you can find in a grocery store contain some form of protein and by extension amino acids.

"Honey never goes bad (seriously never)"
Another urban legend: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/gen01/gen01338.htm

Furthermore, the whole reason why there's a warning not to feed honey to infants on the back of honey bottles is because honey contains botulism spores that can cause infant botulism. (http://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/bacterial_viral/botulism.html).

Yes, honey kills babies.

"Honey has a stuffton of vitamins"
Sure doesn't look like it to me: http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/sweets/5568/2



You do realize sugars are nutrients too? You know that cellular respiration thing?

Yeah, you'd die without it.

Furthermore, sugar is sugar and regardless of how much naturalists like to bitch about how High-Fructose Corn Syrup is 'unnatural', it's literally metabolized the same way as any other type of sugar (except cellulose, obviously).



So in short, honey isn't really that special, whoever made this image needs to open a book, and OP just managed to misinform a ton of people by copy pasting information that is mostly incorrect.

^ read the following:
- both raw and pausterized honey are bad for children under 1 year
 - raw honey can ONLY go bad if it comes in contact with water, so i'd recommend closing the lid when you're not eating it
   - so as long as you keep the jars closed when you're not emptying them, it never goes bad.

as you can see I actually tried to clear some mis-information in the post.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 03:15:15 PM by Cybertails1998 »

^ read:

That's not even my biggest gripe. The whole anti-pasteurization stuff and the grossly misunderstood representation of biology is what irks me.

and this is why you shouldn't get your information from tumblr lol

and this is why you shouldn't get your information from tumblr lol
Better yet, don't go on tumblr at all.

This thread should probably be locked since it has no purpose now.

o stuff seventh just destroyed op

no matter what anyone says about honey it still tastes like stuff

So in short, honey isn't really that special,
forget you it tastes great it's special to my taste buds

The only actual honey I got is honey wheat, but I'm not sure if that even is honey.

Also, anyone who actually gets educated on Tumblr should be put in a mental hospital for the sake of themselves.