If you met the above user at walmart?

[Linkusofepica]

Rape

[Ad Bot]

[BluetoothBoy]

It's in my profile, but I don't see why I shouldn't provide a link to it here.

Sorry, I'm blind.
Chase around the store.

[Nal]

kick the stuff out of them

[Brickmaster]

give hug, ask about how his life is, go get dinner, become best friends, buy houses next to eachother, go to same retirement home, die in same place, buried next to eachother

[Lego lad]

give hug, ask about how his life is, go get dinner, become best friends, buy houses next to eachother, go to same retirement home, die in same place, buried next to eachother

[Muslim]

High five for being form the forums.

[Redconer]

No animals allowed in walmart

[Muslim]

I'm not an animal?

[AcornCake]

Step aside because rams are dangerous animals.

[Muslim]

yell "god damn it I'm not a ram" then proceed to ram them in the head.

and then realize i can't.

so walk away.

[Decepticon]

run away

run and never look back

[Cassord²]

idk

[Lego lad]

run away

run and never look back

[BluetoothBoy]

Throw a Lego in his general direction.

Edit: Just realized, this is the post that officially brings me back to at least two posts average per day. :D

[Zeblote]

Do absolutely nothing special, continue shopping.

Noone knows how the other forumers look like so this is what will always happen.