Because the 3ds cant do tabbed browsing or even copy+paste, I need to hold this here while I do more research.
In the beginning, there was nothing. From this primordial nothingness sprang Badspot, the Creator of the World. Badspot accomplished a great many creations, and mortals thrived in his world. Soon enough, however, Badspot realized he needed more. Badspot split the worlds he had created into two forces of pure energy. From the dark side, the Destruct, he pulled Kompressor, Lord of the Shadows, while from the light, the Construct, he brought forth his divine helpers, once exceptional mortals who had rallied to his cause: Ephialtes, Rotondo, Bones4, nitramtj, Wedge, Sumz, Facechild, Mocheeze, Space Guy, Trader, Kaje, âstrô, entrepreneur in, and Moose. Together, they created the world as we know it today. Badspot, Kompressor, Ephialtes, and Rotondo were imbued with power over mortals, setting forth divine laws, and woe to he who does not abide, for they shall be banished from the world. Ephialtes and Rotondo chose Mocheeze, Space Guy, and Facechild to hold dominion over that which was created; should these members raise objections, the creation would be banished from divine realms, and sometimes even from mortal realms at the behest of the almighty Badspot. Ephialtes brought several other old mortal friends into power under his guidance, cheif among them Lub. Wedge had assisted Ephialtes, but found his powers of logic, understanding, and knowledge were such that he was destined to help those in need, always with polite, calm, and practical messages.
Together, Badspot, Kompressor, and the rest of his divine helpers extended the world out to all those mortals who had once frequented them, and many more. Not all was well, however.
âstrô and Moose soon tired of Badspot's creation, and vanished from the world. Meanwhile, a particularly dastardly mortal, LewnaJa, went on a rampage, trolling, insulting, and ruining all that he came across. LewnaJa was banished from Badspot's creation, though some say that to this day he lurks at the borders, sending messages into the world via arrows poisoned and covered in flame. As the worlds grew, the remaining Divine Helpers assisted Badspot in making things right, as Badspot and Kompressor worked together to craft the first of the new maps. Unbeknownst to all but Badspot, Kompressor intended to one day destroy these creations, for he was ashamed of their poor internal quality. In the meantime, Sumz, Facechild, nitramtj, and entrepreneur in went on to become grand paragons of construction, as Kaje became the paragon of finely-shaped detailed crafting. Trader went on to eventually invent the door, an important feature which the Blocklands had strangely been lacking. Bones4 found that his new status neither helped nor hindered the goal he had always held as a mortal: to build the Titanic, in true perfection, so that he might one day sail the Slate Sea with all those he knew.
