Can someone gift me CS:GO?

[blueblur121]

Dear god I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't have it. I'd buy it myself but I have no money and no income. Nor do I have a credit or debit card. I tried bitcoin minting but I got nowhere.

EDIT: Also I'll do something for the guy who gets me it.

[Ad Bot]

[Skull Candy]

What the hell does "something" mean?

What are you gonna do?

[Sentry]

What the hell does "something" mean?

What are you gonna do?

He'll give head.

[blueblur121]

idk. What do you want.

[Skull Candy]

idk. What do you want.

Money.

[blueblur121]

Something other than money.

[Brickmaster]

Something other than money.

a new computer

[Blockzillahead]

Drugs

[Operator¹]

the treehouse president's head

[Skull Candy]

Something other than money.

Your soul.

and a beer or two

[blueblur121]

Something I can do over the internet. Like give you my friends email to spam.

[Linkusofepica]

Something I can do over the internet. Like give you my friends email to spam.

give us your nudes so we can leak them on the internet

[Madmitten]

a brazzers password
loljk dont ban me plz

[Skull Candy]

Something I can do over the internet. Like give you my friends email to spam.

Get me CS:GO

[Blockzillahead]

I'll give you 10 Dota 2 keys for 100 dollars then I'll buy you CS:GO.