I joined Famer's fort wars. First thing I see is a nicely constructed spawn room with rules. Two of the rules are "Do not kill builders" and "Do not kill from the spawn area", which is the entirety of the green baseplate under the spawn room, which was a 32x32 baseplate. I then exit upon reading said rules, and my friend and I are shot at by Farmer, all three of us were in the spawn area. I kill him, he then says "BLOCKY NO" "THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES" (in all the caps glory). I then remind him that he was also in the spawn area, and he shuts right up. Whereupon his respawn, in his previously made fort, he picks up the oldschool rifle (if you don't know what this is, it is the blue sniper that instantly hits the targeted object when you are zoomed in). He instakills me while I am on my way to build a fort. Once I exit the spawn room again, I find another character named DiamondBlue, who is apparently also a friend to Farmer in real life. Whereupon exiting the spawn building, not the spawn area, he knifes me, then uses the line-of-sight teleporter to retreat to the castle that he and farmer are sharing. I respawn again, and make my way to a largely empty area. On my way there, I am being shot at by Farmer and his oldschool rifle, and DiamondBlue is on his way towards me. In my hustle to stay alive now that I have made it thus far, I find an 8x8 GSF baseplate and place it around me. Farmer, again in all caps says "THATS NOT ALLOWED", whereupon he wands that baseplate and DiamondBlue knifes me again. I then remind him that building is not against the rules he falls silent for a bit. I escape the spawn area and traveled quite a distance. In the time of quietude, I find the time to make a protective base, very rough, but effective. That is until DiamondBlue comes at me again, this time I shoot and kill him with the sniper that was for some reason set as the spawn weapon. Farmer then proclaims is dislike for me after I snipe him (with the projectile-based sniper, not oldschool rifle, the latter which he had in hand). DiamondBlue then bans me for one minutes to "chill out for a bit". After a minute was up, I was going to return to the server and "apologize" for my "actions", but found that I was banned until tomorrow, and the ban message was "BBY come back tomarrow when im in the mood for some white hot love bby" (this was copied down verbatim, typos and all the bby glory).
If you ever find yourself yearning for a fort wars, I heavily suggest against visiting Farmer's server, or if you ever see either Farmer or DiamondBlue in a server, I heavily suggest you butcher them on the spot.
Also, H M Murdock, who I have seen frequently in servers and of whom I find appreciable likeness in, provided comic relief as he pounded the two of them into the ground with his jetpack. Thank you Murdock for knowing the starfishs from the shat on.
