let's talk like adults, blockland: pubic shaving

[.::Taboo::.]

here's another topic born of strange conversations with friends
how exactly would one go about cutting down their carpeting? i know i sure as hell wouldn't do it myself, i already basically turn myself into an armoured titan when i shave normally, so i sure as hell ain't putting a blade down there. are there people you can hire for that? could i just walk into a salon and be like "yo shave my rug?" who would even do that?
this is a serious discussion so let's act like adults people

also, drinking game proposal: take a drink for every unique euphemism/vague phrase we come up with for the pubic region

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[Night Fox]

I shave everything that isn't my arms and legs, and the only reason I don't shave those is because I would have to explain myself
and I do mean everything

also my armpits do not count as part of my arms

[Yosher]

while we're discussing this subject, how do you shave star fish hairs

[Night Fox]

while we're discussing this subject, how do you shave star fish hairs

it's really easy

[Yosher]

it's really easy

for YOU maybe

but i'm certain a lot of people, including me, gain a resistance against everything and chicken out at the last moment when trying to chop down the forest of their brown town realms

[.::Taboo::.]

it's really easy

is it? i'm afraid i'm one day going to date someone who's into buttpoking and they're just gonna take away my pants and be like "NAH"

[Stocking]

what do you mean just take a razor and shave it

[Mr Man]

I'd shave mine if I had an extra razor, and probably end up cutting my balls

[Tonkka²]

it's really easy

I can't even shave my pubic hair without cuts.

[Night Fox]

I can't even shave my pubic hair without cuts.

literally the only way I can manage to cut myself is if I shave against the grain

[Tonkka²]

literally the only way I can manage to cut myself is if I shave against the grain

Well i tried to cut it so short it almost couldn't be seen at all. That didn't work. I used an electric and a non-electric shaver. Neither worked too well.

So far i think the only way to get rid of star fish hair without having to bleed from your starfish is to just rip the hair off.

[.::Taboo::.]

what do you mean just take a razor and shave it

we have snakees though

[jac107]

while we're discussing this subject, how do you shave star fish hairs

This, I want to know this. How do you do it? I can cut them down but I can't get rid of them.

So far I think the only way to get rid of star fish hair without having to bleed from your starfish is to just rip the hair off.

Ow.

[bejacks]

There are these things called scissors....and weed walkers

[Night Fox]

shaving your bum is just like everywhere else. the only difference is that you can't see it, and it's kinda...
well, you gotta make room for the razor, you know
so if you're afraid to touch your butt then just forget about it

Well i tried to cut it so short it almost couldn't be seen at all. That didn't work. I used an electric and a non-electric shaver. Neither worked too well.

trying to get it to invisible lengths is kinda ridiculous
I mean, if it wasn't visible, that would look great. but I think the only really good way to do that would be just to get laser hair removal or something yk

we have snakees though

lol
they're not that fragile
shaving my armpits is more irritating than shaving my pubes