Author Topic: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - We're back, female dogs!  (Read 7966 times)





Nicolas Jonathan

Rusty Sturmer Pistol - 7|14 (Equipped)
Silver Eagles - 18
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Introduction (aka if you didn't play Bioshock Infinite/wtf is this stuff)
Everybody Wants to Rule the World is an adventure taking place during the events of Bioshock Infinite, in the floating city of Columbia, a steampunk 1912 city with heavy altruistic, religious, and American Exceptionalistic political influences and a very modular design, many segments of the city float around freely, meaning many shops and parks have docking and departing times, for example. However, rather than following the tale of the game's protagonist, EWTRTW follows the tale of a random civilian in the city.


Original post



A man stands alone in his place of dwelling

He has a name, and he has had this name for the entirety of his life, but go ahead and guess it, we'll see if you're right
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 12:00:28 PM by Mr. Jelly »








Grow arms, its shameful to not have any.

Grow arms, its shameful to not have any.

If you're going to repeat this issue about arms any further I'm going to have to start ignoring you

If you're going to repeat this issue about arms any further I'm going to have to start ignoring you
Some stories have characters that don't really have arms. At least put a reason why he doesn't have arms
Are they in his pockets?
Does he have robo arms that he finds?
Or what?

Some stories have characters that don't really have arms. At least put a reason why he doesn't have arms
Are they in his pockets?
Does he have robo arms that he finds?
Or what?


They're not there because

A. Stylistic choice
B. There's really no way to have the arms out all the time without it looking dumb
C. Veggie Tales
and D. Stop obsessing over goddamn arms

They're not there because

A. Stylistic choice Ok
B. There's really no way to have the arms out all the time without it looking dumb Look at forum island
C. Veggie Tales What
and D. Stop obsessing over goddamn arms its just a question


veggie tales is a pretty nice movie (if you're a young kid) and pretty much the characters are vegetables that jump around, and even though they don't have arms or legs they're pretty enjoyable characters. If that's what he means.

veggie tales is a pretty nice movie (if you're a young kid) and pretty much the characters are vegetables that jump around, and even though they don't have arms or legs they're pretty enjoyable characters. If that's what he means.
But how does this

Have anything to do with the adventure?