Stupid rules your school has, enforced or not

[.::Taboo::.]

to this day i am incredibly depressed by the fact that i cannot wear a richardbutt shirt to school

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[Cool Boi]

in my school you cant say "handicap"this too

French class
"Can anyone tell me what the french word for "Late" is?
"handicap, ma'am"
"YOU ARE PERMANENTLY SUSPENED"
I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.

[.::Taboo::.]

I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.

you must go to a remarkably stuffty school or something

[Muslim]

in my school i can't wear beanies
bc of "gang problems"

um...

i live in White Middle Class Fifties-Relic Town...

[Zalot]

A teacher (who ironically became the art teacher next year) got ultra pissed off when I drew a knight in class because OH MY GOD HE HAS A WEAPON IN THE PICTURE OH MY GOD A WEAPON A WEAPON BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE WE'VE SEEN A SWORD BEFORE OR ANYTHING

at the last school i went to they had a rule that you are never allowed to argue with  a teacher

so when my brilliant geography teacher starts saying IN BRAZIL THEY SPEAK SPANISH everyone just has to go with it

[Trogtor]

A teacher (who ironically became the art teacher next year) got ultra pissed off when I drew a knight in class because OH MY GOD HE HAS A WEAPON IN THE PICTURE OH MY GOD A WEAPON A WEAPON BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE WE'VE SEEN A SWORD BEFORE OR ANYTHING

at the last school i went to they had a rule that you are never allowed to argue with  a teacher

so when my brilliant geography teacher starts saying IN BRAZIL THEY SPEAK SPANISH everyone just has to go with it

wow dude that sucks


my art teacher was the best. he laughs when people draw richards and titties

[Brickmaster]

wow dude that sucks


my art teacher was the best. he laughs when people draw richards and titties

Mine allowed us to draw guns and people shooting each other, just no profanity.

[Neon]

We actually had to have a before-class assembly so the principal could reinforce the fact that there was to be no grinding or bumping at the school dance. It was hilarious, and ended in a teacher flash-mob of 'don't stop believing' , but that's another story.

Personally I think the 'no-hats' rule is a bit stupid, but all schools enforce it. I live in a small farming town, how many gangs can we even affiliate with?

[RedMoon]

at my school we can't wear shoes with laces.
i have no idea why.

[Decepticon]

Don't forget up the bathrooms. Oh god *story time* So last year some 8th grade kids were in a special class right by the boys bathroom *6th grade* and they always hung out in there, then someone stuff all over the walls and kicked stuff down the hallway. It was so bad, The Teachers put down "crime scene tape" and no boys could use the bathroom.
 

I remember one time in 4-5th grade, I was sitting down, doing work, everybody was, all is normal, suddenly everyone in the elementary building was rounded up and I had no idea what was going on, the principle came over and started yelling at us, turns out somebody smeared the words "stuff" on the bathroom wall with feces. Apparently if somebody didn't confess we would all be sent to detention, it never happened though and I don't know if anybody confessed or not.

[Nickelob Ultra]

plaid shirts aren't allowed in the dress code anymore

[carolcat]

all of the schools here used to have a uniform, "belt check", and made you tuck your shirt in
by uniform i mean you could wear white, dark blue, or dark purple polo shirts (absolutely no logo embroidered on the chest) with khaki or dark blue pants
you had to wear it with a belt (though most kids got around this by simply cutting the belt loops open on their pants) and you were required to tuck your shirt in
they got rid of it like two years ago but they can't make up their mind whether or not they want or don't want uniforms back

you can't draw anything that looks even remotely similar to a gun (i got suspended for a week for drawing stick figures holding L shapes)

anyone in the vicinity of a fight (spectating or participating) is at fault and gets in trouble

other than that i don't really know because i was homeschooled after fourth grade and i'm only just now going back into public schooling
pretty much everything i know regarding school rules i learned from my sister but she left for a college-level high school last week

[Alyx Vance]

"No weapons of mass destruction"
Awh, I wanted to bring in my bazooka :c

[Zeblote]

you can't draw anything that looks even remotely similar to a gun (i got suspended for a week for drawing stick figures holding L shapes)

Best rule ever

"hey can i have a week off"
"no"
>draws a shotgun
"WTF YOURE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK"
"yay thanks"

[joe411]

plaid shirts aren't allowed in the dress code anymore

Plaid is the design of the devil.