Post your fail stories

[KillerCop311]

Post your failures at life recently.

Here's one I had today at the arcade.

>Playing Pump It Up
>Select Pumptris Quattro
>Notice Hard that is 07
>Decide to play it because it doesn't seem hard
>Oh god lots of notes (This is the chart)
>I start falling off the pad, losing lots of combo and can't keep up
>Fail the song
>GAME OVER - FIESTA 2013
>forgetforgetforgetforgetforge t

Post your fails too!

EDIT: THESE ARE NOT MEME ARROWS. JUST A WARNING.

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[The Resonte!]

sometimes i think i lose things only to find it in my hand
i feel like an enormous idiot those times

[HedRokkA]

This is one of the fails. I was climbing on this thing called "the web" in third grade (which was loving high), trying to reach the top (which not many kids had done before). I was about to reach the top piece of rope, and boom, I fell through a hole as soon as I grabbed on, and kept on bouncing on rope after rope. When I hit the bottom, I had a close-to-major injury, and went home early.

I have many more, lol.

[Snow2]

>be me
>living in alabama (redneck hell)
>go to mandatory christian seminar every day
>one day i question them about their religion
>everyone looks at me with "im gonna kill you" eyes
ostuffostuffostuff
>runs out of seminar, a few jocks chasing me
>hides in the janitors closet while they think i'm going the other way
>

[bob12378]

read it as Post your jail stories lol

[KillerCop311]

Another fail story I had:

>Playing RoTMG
>New account, playing as level 1 Wizard
>Run into combat, find a boss
>Start fighting it
>Die only after a few seconds
>Character is dead

forget, I need a Auto Nexus client

[Hyaku.]

Re alled an email once.
Never again.

[namethatmanxx]

Deleting somebodys build which took a while to do,when i thought it was spam.
DERP

[Madmitten]

>joking around with friends during lunch
>knock water bottle out of friends hand
>lands in girl's applesauce
>be in PE
>dunk basketball
>fall flat on my back

[°Xomat°]

>Trying to impress a girl
>Gets her attention
>Begins to impress
>Fails and falls to the floor and busted my head on the locker
>She walks away
>forget

[AQuietBadger]

nvm

[KillerCop311]

nvm

what

what were you going to post

stop trying to do a paradox

[Overmind]

>Sits down on a toilet
>Forgets to put down the toilet seat
>Falls inside the toilet, getting the toilet water all over my butt
>Gets stuck, calls mom for help

[Unwritten Calender]

what

what were you going to post

stop trying to do a paradox

i dont get how that would be a paradox at all

[awesomebread]

>Gets new headphones for Christmas :D
>4 months later I trip over and snap cord
>Get a new headset for my birthday :D
>My sister breaks off the mic plug and messes up headphone plug
>Result is this:


...And Today it completely stops working