Poll

What should I name my snake?

John
0 (0%)
Steve
0 (0%)
Mittens
1 (25%)
Mr. Wellsworth
2 (50%)
John Madden
0 (0%)
Monty
1 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 4

Author Topic: New pet snake! Pets thread  (Read 554 times)

I just got a new pet snake. I need some help with names.
This is also the pet thread.
-Better op coming soon-

You should name him Mr. Wellsworth.



name it Arcamedis (aka Archer)

Monty
I have four snakes at home


Ironrichard Mcforgetstick

best name for anything ever



Name it "My monster", (with the "my").

Think about it.
When you mention it in conversation it sounds awesome ("crap, I gotta feed my monster").
When you call it it sounds awesome ("come here my monster").
When you eat it it sounds awesome ("yeah I'm eating my monster").
When you warn people about it it sounds awesome ("careful, my monster is rather vicious around strangers").
Etc.

DO IT.

My sister named hers Randal

Is it a he or a she?
In order to get this info we'd need to do some probing.