If an Alien approched you what would you ask it?

[Kevso]

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In this case the Alien somehow understands english!

I would ask the alien about how to travel faster than light through space (if they knew).

Alien Proof.

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[Renousim]

What is your favorite food?

[e-maxx]

can i have the keys to your spaceship?

[Aware]

I wouldn't ask it anything because it probably lacks the human vocal cords to respond, and lacks the ears to hear.

[RaR]

how do i FTL travel

where do you live and is it habitable for humans

[Shortcut]

most likely doesnt speak english

[RaR]

okay of course it goddamn speaks English i mean forgets sake the topic title is about 'asking the alien a question' not 'lets pretend we're smart and scholarly and know everything about aliens'

[Tayasaurus]

[bejacks]

dont destroy earth pls

[ßlöükfáce]

My question would be "Are you gay"

[HedRokkA]

Mine would be, why am I so scared of you?

Then I would run into my room, and scream.

[Swat 3]

How do you go faster than light?
Also do you have strong weapons?
Where do you live?
Does a bullet have any effect on you?

Do you have a weakness to war?

[Reindeer]

I would ask the alien "where do you live", and "how did you get here".

[Renousim]

I would ask "asl"

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

1: Are you real or some crazy guy in a costume? (Wouldn't ask if a UFO literally landed in my face.
2: What is the meaning of life?
3: Can we have some of your technology?
4: Wanna be friends?
5: Can you take me for a ride around the universe?
6: Is your kind and the human race the only intelligent life out there?
7: Can I have my own UFO?
8: Are you going to destroy Earth?
9: Are there other planets out there that can support human life?
10: Wanna forget?