Author Topic: If an Alien approched you what would you ask it?  (Read 2419 times)

"What political and economic system do you live under?"

Well, first of all i would tell David to tell him that we came, just like he asked.

My question would be "Are you gay"
get the forget over yourself and ask something worthwhile

i'd probably ask it about the history of it's kind

"do you ever fantasize about becoming a human so you can shoot up suburban neighborhoods that have children without looking suspicious"

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

also what is life like on your planet?





"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
lel memes

1: Are you real or some crazy guy in a costume? (Wouldn't ask if a UFO literally landed in my face.
2: What is the meaning of life?
3: Can we have some of your technology?
4: Wanna be friends?
5: Can you take me for a ride around the universe?
6: Is your kind and the human race the only intelligent life out there?
7: Can I have my own UFO?
8: Are you going to destroy Earth?
9: Are there other planets out there that can support human life?
10: Wanna forget?


#10 is by far the best question.


assuming it's a kerbal then
"is more boosters always better?"
otherwise
"hi how did you get here why are you pulling out that gun"

Can I borrow your UFO for my prom?  :cookieMonster: