If an Alien approched you what would you ask it?

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

11: Know any new love moves?
12: How many richards/vaginas/tits do you have?
13: Do you like being kinky?
14: Does your home planet have a book called "Fifty Shades of Greys?"
15: How was your day.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

What does your snake look like?

[Zanaran2]

What does your snake look like?

thissomuchthis

[Qwepir]

>Year of our Undying Lord 013 M2
>Not killing aliens on sight

[Tomcat]

>Year of our Undying Lord 013 M2
>Not killing aliens on sight

I believe aliens are a way to the future! Shooting them on sight would only guarantee human eradication.

[PitDeggeh²]

Shlorp blorp? Glorp?

[Frontrox]

Will you probe me?~

>Year of our Undying Lord 013 M2
>Not killing aliens on sight

Xenos.....

[Zanaran2]

"Do you speak in Machine Code?"

[Night Fox]

first "where are you from"
if he's from far enough away, I'll ask him how he got here
then I'd ask him if I can tag along on his travels for a bit, asking all the questions I wanted, and hopefully seeing some of the universe

[ChappersTeddy]

Nothing. I'd poke him in the eye with a sharp wooden stick.

[The Black Card]

[Yosher]

can i borrow some money

[Port]

wanna fuc-

Wanna forget?

please die

[Bacon Pancakes]

I'd ask 'Do you speak English?'

[Moonstar Akemi]

"Can you help me pass Algebra?"