Confessions thread

[Pecon]

I don't drink soda. Not because I know it's an awfully unhealthy thing, just because I think it tastes horrible.

[Ad Bot]

[Kimono]

i trust none of my friends

[Tomcat]

I murder teenagers and useless immigrants in Dwarf Fortress.

[Kalphiter²]

I'm really Plaz.

[Swat 3]

I am mocheeze. Infact I am Rotondo.

I'm gay.

[Nonnel]

is this facebook or am i dreaming

[The Resonte!]

i am rotondo
everyone is rotondo

[King Kaiiu]

pusillanimous individual looks gross. especially when its opened up and stuff

[Night Fox]

one time this guy thought I was actually a girl when he looked at my profile, and I went along with it, including talking to him on steam and everything, and I didn't tell him until like a week later

pusillanimous individual looks gross. especially when its opened up and stuff

I agree totally

[Muslim]

i'm an alt

[Night Fox]

i'm an alt

I could say this too, but it wouldn't be much of a confession considering everyone knows already

[Bushido]

i'm not really all that angry

it sort of surprises me when people go 'man why is bushido so butthurt all the time' but i'm actually really jovial and am speaking in the exact way i would talk normally except minus the bouts of laughter

so you get all of the actual dialogue and none of the fluff that would make me seem less mad

[Nonnel]

usually i pretend to laugh at jokes to be polite

[Titanium Man]

i hate carbonated drinks
like coca cola, fanta, all that stuff, i hate it

[Night Fox]

i hate carbonated drinks
like coca cola, fanta, all that stuff, i hate it

this isn't even a confession
it's just you disagreeing with the popular opinion