why the forget do people think chuck norris is a god for knowing martial arts?

[Little Mac]

yeah, he's known for his superb martial arts skill, but that doesn't mean you should make him look like a god with cancerous jokes.

just because someone has a martial arts skill doesn't mean they're hot stuff, there's more people out there that are better than chuck norris and martial arts, but they don't get the jokes?

i needed to loving vent.

these chuck norris jokes make me want to stuff my forget.

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[RaR]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

[Night Fox]

of all the things you could get angry about, you choose this? they're jokes dude. few people actually think he's great

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny around 2009. Then some corporation found them and tried to market them as the hottest stuff on the block because of all the people just finding out about it.

[Kingdaro]

They're jokes, calm your richard.

[awesomebread]

His hands are registered as lethal weapons
I'm being completely serious

[RaR]

we should be getting angry at things like the impending toilet paper shortage

[Jaxx]

we should be getting angry at things like the impending toilet paper shortage

or cancer.
"forget, people like to make jokes, argh gotta vent about it" vs. "a random person will die today of a nigh-incurable debilitating condition that they had no say in"

[Redconer]

He defeated Bruce Lee in a fight.....in a movie
God damn you film makers

[Nonnel]

He defeated Bruce Lee in a fight.....in a movie
God damn you film makers

Bruce Lee won...

[Redconer]

Bruce Lee won...

I forgot, whoops

[ChexGuy331]

Bruce Lee didn't die, he transcended the mortal world.

[BlockoBlocko]

I have to say some Chuck Norris jokes are funny.

[beachbum111111]

At least its not those godawful "arrow to the knee" jokes.

[Skip]

Did you hear they were going to build a bridge named Chuck Norris?