Because Dr-Block is a lame, handicapped noob.
I'd probably like the kid if he didn't try so hard.
It's the kinda kid that should go poser goth, get fat, and be a quiet loner for the rest of his life.
But I feel bad for the kid. He probably has no RL friends, and probably no chance with a girl, or a guy for that matter. I'd hate to see what his browser history looks like. He's probably seen research the likes of us have never seen before...
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