>Quincy: Scream in pain and hope that Tyler hears you so he can use his clerical powers to give you an antidote.
since he's obviously able to heal us.
>Tyler: Decide that it's time to go back because SOMEONE has been ignoring this character arc.
Quincy: AAAAAGGH! TYLEER!
* Tyler hears him and runs to him.Quincy: A god... *gasp* damn wooden golem... *moan* came up and poisoned me... ugghhhh...
Tyler: What, you think I have an antidote?
Quincy: Well, aren't you... a *coughs loudly* mage?
Tyler: I don't know any spells, there's no magic in real life!
Quincy: Well... did you bring... *wheeze* your phone... with you?
Tyler: I did, why?
Quincy: Look up what... *cough* antidote is... *hack* in Latin...
Tyler: Oh my god, that is so stereotypical, I doubt we even have service here!
* Tyler tries anyway, and to everyone's surprise he has a signal.[/i]Tyler: Hmm, it's either "antidotum" or "remedium."
Quincy: Hurry up! I won't lose HP... until I get into a battle... but I feel sick...
* Tyler waves his wand and yells "REMEDIUM!"There is a small, anticlimactic flash of pinkish light.Quincy: Well, I feel *small cough* a bit better, but I think I'm still a little sick.
Quincy's poison has been reduced from 5 damage to 2. Tyler has lost 10 MP.
Tyler: Well, not too bad for not learning the skill, if I do say so myself.