Please explain the red and green.
Relinquish a noxious effluvium from the central crevice of your (most likely) round and plump body structure often identified as a "rump".
What the...I don't even.
He's telling you to fart.
There's not much else to do. We're locked in a most likely inescapable room, right?
Lift the loose tile
how did you get there so fast, all you did was lift a tile. Was the tile a switch for a teleporter?
We're hungry. Let's go something to eat. There must be someplace, right? Also, what kind of building were we inside?