Apple Juice

[PitDeggeh²]

Apple juice improves the taste and quantity of your sperm.

True story.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

APPLE JUICE IS BEST JUICE

ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A COMMUNIST

[Jaxx]

now all i can think of is the Hapi Juice ad from Eurotrip :(

[Night Fox]

I love apples
and apple juice

Apple juice improves the taste and quantity of your sperm.
True story.

how true? if very true I should totally drink more apple juice

[BlockoBlocko]

forget Apple Juice.

Orange Juice master race.

[.:FancyPants:.]

holy stuff am i feeling like a loner
i've hated apples, apple juice, apple pie, hell even apple strudel from within vienna itself for as long as i can remember.
i don't hate any fruit as much as i hate the taste and texture of apples, i don't know why.

apple cider isn't totally gut-wrenching, though.

to the side:
i don't like oranges very much either.
or bananas, or grapes, or strawberries,
;-;
i'm not much of a fruit person i guess.

[{Pacnet2013}]

I'm addicted to water
I go through 20 glasses a day

Yeah, I'm also addicted to water and I always feel thirsty and go for another glass.

[BuildaBox]

Apple juice improves the taste and quantity of your sperm.

True story.

:o

I just looked this up and maybe it's enough to get me motivated to eat better. :P

[BluetoothBoy]

holy stuff am i feeling like a loner
i've hated apples, apple juice, apple pie, hell even apple strudel from within vienna itself for as long as i can remember.
i don't hate any fruit as much as i hate the taste and texture of apples, i don't know why.

apple cider isn't totally gut-wrenching, though.

to the side:
i don't like oranges very much either.
or bananas, or grapes, or strawberries,
;-;
i'm not much of a fruit person i guess.

But do you like ze vegetables?

[Cool Boi]

never heard of it? Is it a fruit juice or like a slushi/smoothie deal?

You smash pineapple with a meat tenderizer, and mix it with crushed ice

[Blockzillahead]

Doesn't matter, I wasn't kidding. One of sugar's side effects is its addictiveness, and apple juice has a lot of it. Also, because it's a drink and therefore not a solid food item, it's much easier to down more to satisfy your craving. Or not satisfy, in this case... :/

I'M NOT A WEAKLING!

[Renousim]

APPLE JUICE IS BEST JUICE

ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A COMMUNIST

Somebody put an apple on liberty prime's head

[$trinick]

how true? if very true I should totally drink more apple juice

I can't speak about quantity because I'm not sure (thought it kind of makes sense since it's healthy in general), but all fruit improves the taste of your sperm vastly. Many people will eat a ton of a specific fruit in an attempt to make their interject taste like said fruit.

[Zanaran2]

Apple and Orange juice both suck.
Grape Dimetapp Master Race

[Headcrab Zombie]

I hate apple juice, but I love apple cider